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xnirx 12 years ago
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In a school ,,,,,science class ,,,,,,
four worms were placed into fourseparate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of...alcohol...
The second worm was put into a jar ...of cigarette smoke...
The third worm was put into a jar of ...sperm...
The fourth worm was put into a jar ...of soil...
After one day, these were the ...results:
The first worm in alcohol — dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke — dead.
The third worm in sperm — dead.
The fourth worm in soil — alive.
:hee: [img]http://img1.imagehousing.com/51/8233ab4105406822fcb953f8a9b8a200.jpg[/img] :hee:
So the science teacher asked the
class — “What can you learn from
this experiment.” ?
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Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said.
“As long as you drink, smoke and
have sex, you won’t have worms inside u.”
:p [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-6Cl9_Rs6jmw/UPzcCfz0L3I/AAAAAAAACyg/UyjXtdIlPpg/s1600/funnypicturescraps.blogspot.com.gif[/img] :p
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Why complicate life ?
1. Missing somebody – call
2. Wanna meet up – Invite
3. Wanna be undertood – Explain
4. Have questions – Ask
5. Don’t like something – speak up
6. Look something – share it
7. Want something – Ask for it
8. Love someone – tell them
we only have one life.keep it simple & meaningful.
:note: [img]http://www.99galleries.com/photo/2796.jpg[/img] :note:
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shyangel12 12 years ago
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A flake of snow in flurry thro’ the air
Had landed as a kiss upon my cheek:
A secret message, just for me to share;
To take to heart but never dare to speak
About or presuppose to other eyes
Your open feelings – distant though they are.
And so, upon your lips, my OWN surprise:
A flake of snow returned from me afar.
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PrinceKhan81 12 years ago