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xnirx 12 years ago
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In a restaurant,
a man ordered soup but,
as soon as it arrived,
he had to go to the bathroom.
To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away,
he wrote on a napkin: "I SPIT IN THE SOUP".
When he returned,
he found another message on napkin: "ME, TOO". :spin::p:hee::rofl:
bbye :waveyellow: keep smiling:smile:
xnirx 12 years ago
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In a school ,,,,,science class ,,,,,,
four worms were placed into fourseparate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of...alcohol...
The second worm was put into a jar ...of cigarette smoke...
The third worm was put into a jar of ...sperm...
The fourth worm was put into a jar ...of soil...
After one day, these were the ...results:
The first worm in alcohol — dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke — dead.
The third worm in sperm — dead.
The fourth worm in soil — alive.
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So the science teacher asked the
class — “What can you learn from
this experiment.” ?
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Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said.
“As long as you drink, smoke and
have sex, you won’t have worms inside u.”
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Why complicate life ?
1. Missing somebody – call
2. Wanna meet up – Invite
3. Wanna be undertood – Explain
4. Have questions – Ask
5. Don’t like something – speak up
6. Look something – share it
7. Want something – Ask for it
8. Love someone – tell them
we only have one life.keep it simple & meaningful.
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