GEET1701 11 years ago Esha q :o
veshe esh jamane me eshi behnki soch apne bhai ke liye sahi to he :)
good moring :)
GEET1701 11 years ago Ek garbhwati( pregnant) aurat ne
apni
beti se pucha:
"kya chahiye tujhe, bahan ya bhai'
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Ladaki boli: "bhai
Maa ne pucha:"kis ke jaisa
Ladki:"Raawan jesa.
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Maa ko gussa aaya, baap ne
aankhe
dikhayi. Kya bak rahi hai
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Ladaki boli:"haa maa, mujhe
Raawan
jesa bhai chahiye, jisne parayi
aurat ka
haran karne ke baad bhi use chua
tak nahi, .
Jisne bahan ki ijjat ke liye pura
rajvansh daav pe laga diya
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'please maa, mujhe raawan sa
bhai de
do, taki me duniya se garv se kah
saku-'wo
mera bhai hai.:) :) eshke bare me kya kehna he :o
GEET1701 11 years ago Acha :o
aap ka kehna he ki juth bolne ki vajh ladkiya he :o
kya ladkiya bhi yhi karti nahi he kya apne bf ke liye :o
vo bhi to juth bolti he :p
and har baat bf ki manti he par mom ded ki nahi :p
GEET1701 11 years ago lover ke liye maa-baap se jhoot bolte hai...
pr lover se kyu nahi....
lover se sadi ke liye parents ko 6od sakte hai.
parents ke liye lover ko kyu nahi.....
lover se puchte hai khana khaya ki nahi...
pr kya parents se kabhi pucha hai....
lover ki 1 kasam se buri aadat 6ut jati hai..
pr papa ke bar bar kahne pr nahi 6udti...
Respect your parents...
GEET1701 11 years ago Hello :o
koyi he yha :tappingfoot: :P:P:P
GEET1701 11 years ago Oh acha :o
:sun:good moring:sun:
GEET1701 11 years ago Bahaduri kya hai ???
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Der raat
Jab aap frnds k party k baad ghr aao
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Aur mumy gate par jhaadu lekar khadi
ho
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Or
tum pucho: hey mom,
abhi tak jhaadu lga rhi ho. :p:P:P
GEET1701 11 years ago Gawaar :- " Ye T.V Kitne Ka Hai..? "
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Salesman :- "Hum Gawaaro Ko Koi Chiz
Nahi Bechte...!! "
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Gawaar After 1 Month Clean Shave
&hair cut, :-
"Ye T.V Kitne Ka Hai...? "
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Salesman :- "Hum Gawaaron ko Koi
Chiz Nahi Bechte..!! "
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Gawaar Again After 1 Month Full
angrez
banke :-
"WHAT'S D COST OF THAT TV DUDE..??
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Salesman Phir Se :- "Hum Gawaaron ko
Koi
Chiz Naahi Bechte..!! "
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Gawaarr Gusse Me :- "Tujhe Harbar
Kaise
Pata Chal Jata Hai Ki
mai Gawaar Hun..?? "
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Salsman :- "Q ki Ye Tv Nahi,
"MICROWAVE" Hai Gadhe....!!":rofl::rofl::rofl:
:hee::hee: :p:p
GEET1701 11 years ago GF-Me kisi aur se shadi
kr rhi hu......
Bf reply in style.....
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Na tere Aane ki khushi....
Na tere jane ka gum.....
Jaa
Dusri pata lenge hum
Kyoki......
jisme he dum wo hai
BAJIRAO SINGHAM.....:tappingfoot::hee::rofl:
GEET1701 11 years ago Me eik dam supar :p:p
khana pina ho gya aap ka :o
मतलबी लड़की से तो अच्छी मेरी सिगरेट है................
................... यारो
जो मेरे होठ से अपनी ज़िन्दगी शुरू करती है.................
...................और
मेरे कदमो के नीचे अपना दम तोड़ देती है...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:@
GEET1701 11 years ago