GEET1701 11 years ago Do saal she net ush kar rahi hu so etna to pata chal gya :p:p:p
ye sv sach he ok kuch vi wrong nahi he :@
GEET1701 11 years ago 1000 me she 998 boye veshe hi hote he ok :tappingfoot:
GEET1701 11 years ago Student ki Mom, Dad se:-
"Hamara ladka bahut paise
udaane laga hai...
Jahaan bhi rakhun, khoj leta hai...
Kya karoon ???"
Dad :-
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"Kamine ki BOOK mein chupa ke rakh,
6 mahine tak nahi khoj paayega... :hee::heee::rofl::rofl::rofl:
GEET1701 11 years ago To aap vi mante ho :p:p
good moring :sun:
GEET1701 11 years ago are chand taaro...
zara inko ek laat maro....
bistar se inko neeche utaro......
karo inke saath fight.....
kyu ki ye janab so gaye hai bina bole GOOD NIGHT:sleeping:
GEET1701 11 years ago Acha :o
aap to hamesha boyes ki tarif hi karoge na :hmm:
kayi boyes vi bate badha chadha ke bolte he ok :p:p
GEET1701 11 years ago Haan aap boyes ko to esha hi lagta he na ki hm gils bate badha chadha ke bolti he :tappingfoot:
aap log vi kam nahi bate badha chadha ke bolne me :p
Dangerous Dosti:
Main Ghar Late aaya toh Dad ne Pucha: "Where were you?"
Maine kaha: "Friend ke Ghar par tha."
Dad ne Mere hi Saamne Mere 10 Friends ko Call Kiya.
4 ne Kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha."
2 ne Kaha: "Abhi Just Nikla hai."
3 ne Kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, Padh Raha hai, Phone du Kya?"
1 ne to hadd hi Kar Di, Kaha: "Haan Pappa Bolo Kya Hua"!
PITWAA DIYA SALO NE :P:P
:sun:good moring:sun:
GEET1701 11 years ago Acha esha kya :o
to aap ka kehna yhi he ki boys ko duniya bhar ke kaam hote he :@
and gils ko to kabhi koyi kaam hi nahi hota :@
vo tohar vaqt free hi hoti he na :L:L
GEET1701 11 years ago Nice navaz :)
aap ne sahi kaha :)
veshe har enshan me kuch na kuch to burayi to hoti he :)
vo chahe aap ho ya me hu :)
kuch na kuch bura kaam to kiya hi hoga n :)
veshe vi ladko ko stdy me q dimag gavaye :p
GEET1701 11 years ago After Result - Girls Reaction.
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Girl-1 (Rote Huve) - phir se sirf
91%
Girl 2 (Bahot Rote huve) - 5
baar
revise karne k
Baad Bhi sirf 93% kaisa
Aa sakte hai Number ??
Girl 3
(Bahot Jada Rote huve) - Mai
mummy ko
kya Mu Dikhaungi In 92%
Number
ke saath.
Girl 4 (Bahot Bahot
Jada
Rote huve) -
sirf 94%
?? kahan kami rah gayi,..? After
Result - Boys
Reaction.
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boy 1 - Tere bhai ne fod diya
hai be
is
baar..poore 44% hain.. ha ha ha
boy 2
- Papa to Naach Uthenge Jab
Unhe Pata Chalega ki mai pass
ho
gaya
by
grace. hahahahaha :-))
Boy 3 -
Wo
to sir ne Copy karne di jo
41 % aa
gaye ... warna To band bajj
gaya tha.
Q
boy 4 - Main to baal
baal bacha .. Border pe pass ho
gaya
pure 35%
aaye hai na 1 mark jada na 1
mark
kam, paper check
karne wala devta tha Devta...
Agree?