RisingStarMalik 13 years ago :sun:::::::GUDMORNING DEAR::::::::sun:
HAVE A GR8 DAY.......:waveyellow:
xnirx 13 years ago [color=#00aa00]
♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime!♥
A coupLe went to a farm.
A buLL was servicing the cows.
The Lady asked the manager,
” how many times the buLL can service:o
“the manager repLied, “5 to 6 times in a day.”
The Lady Looked at her Husband & said, “you see.. .?”:o:@
The Husband asked the manager,
“is it the same cow every time?”:o
No Sir, every time it is A Different Cow:shy2:
the husband Looked at his wife & said,”You See.. . ??:o:p
[img]http://i1.i.ua/prikol/pic/4/1/784914_944344.jpg[/img]
:p:p:p:rofl::p:p:p
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Man O Man !
never faiLs to deceive thyseLf !
When without money, wishes to get married;
When has money, wishes to get divorced.
When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When has money, secretary becomes wife.
When without money, acts Like rich man;
When has money, acts Like poor man:spin:
:money::hee::p:rofl::p:hee::money:
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Work like you don't need the :money:
love like your :heart: has never been broken,
:dance: like no one is watching,
and If you :smile: the world is with you…
[img]http://img1.imagehousing.com/1/1dbf9d1b0a949576aad32c0a74b13edb.jpg[/img][img]http://img1.imagehousing.com/93/446f22f22bb6dc2092dd676baadb5923.gif[/img][img]http://lh6.ggpht.com/_6xS3p3JQjEE/TGKpWT-KDrI/AAAAAAAAABk/DZRr2zUBdMM/71.jpg[/img]
♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime!♥
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xnirx 13 years ago [color=#00aa00]
♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime!♥
A coupLe went to a farm.
A buLL was servicing the cows.
The Lady asked the manager,
” how many times the buLL can service:o
“the manager repLied, “5 to 6 times in a day.”
The Lady Looked at her Husband & said, “you see.. .?”:o:@
The Husband asked the manager,
“is it the same cow every time?”:o
No Sir, every time it is A Different Cow:shy2:
the husband Looked at his wife & said,”You See.. . ??:o:p
[img]http://i1.i.ua/prikol/pic/4/1/784914_944344.jpg[/img]
:p:p:p:rofl::p:p:p
[/size][/color][b][color=#c20000]
Man O Man !
never faiLs to deceive thyseLf !
When without money, wishes to get married;
When has money, wishes to get divorced.
When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When has money, secretary becomes wife.
When without money, acts Like rich man;
When has money, acts Like poor man:spin:
:money::hee::p:rofl::p:hee::money:
[/size][/color][color=#08e2f0]
Work like you don't need the :money:
love like your :heart: has never been broken,
:dance: like no one is watching,
and If you :smile: the world is with you…
[img]http://img1.imagehousing.com/1/1dbf9d1b0a949576aad32c0a74b13edb.jpg[/img][img]http://img1.imagehousing.com/93/446f22f22bb6dc2092dd676baadb5923.gif[/img][img]http://lh6.ggpht.com/_6xS3p3JQjEE/TGKpWT-KDrI/AAAAAAAAABk/DZRr2zUBdMM/71.jpg[/img]
♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime!♥
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xnirx 13 years ago [color=#00aa00]
♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime!♥
A coupLe went to a farm.
A buLL was servicing the cows.
The Lady asked the manager,
” how many times the buLL can service:o
“the manager repLied, “5 to 6 times in a day.”
The Lady Looked at her Husband & said, “you see.. .?”:o:@
The Husband asked the manager,
“is it the same cow every time?”:o
No Sir, every time it is A Different Cow:shy2:
the husband Looked at his wife & said,”You See.. . ??:o:p
[img]http://i1.i.ua/prikol/pic/4/1/784914_944344.jpg[/img]
:p:p:p:rofl::p:p:p
[/size][/color][b][color=#c20000]
Man O Man !
never faiLs to deceive thyseLf !
When without money, wishes to get married;
When has money, wishes to get divorced.
When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When has money, secretary becomes wife.
When without money, acts Like rich man;
When has money, acts Like poor man:spin:
:money::hee::p:rofl::p:hee::money:
[/size][/color][color=#08e2f0]
Work like you don't need the :money:
love like your :heart: has never been broken,
:dance: like no one is watching,
and If you :smile: the world is with you…
[img]http://img1.imagehousing.com/1/1dbf9d1b0a949576aad32c0a74b13edb.jpg[/img][img]http://img1.imagehousing.com/93/446f22f22bb6dc2092dd676baadb5923.gif[/img][img]http://lh6.ggpht.com/_6xS3p3JQjEE/TGKpWT-KDrI/AAAAAAAAABk/DZRr2zUBdMM/71.jpg[/img]
♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime!♥
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