nir794  (9 years ago)

thanx vhai

king897666  (9 years ago)
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king897666  (9 years ago)
संता ऑफिस जाने के लिए अपने तीसरे माले के फ़्लैट से
नीचे आ गया तब उसे ध्यान आया कि वह मोबाइल
और रुमाल तो ऊपर ही भूल आया है.
:
उसने नीचे सड़क से ही अपनी पत्नी को आवाज़ लगाईं
:
– “अजी सुनती हो … मेरा मोबाइल और रुमाल टेबल
पर रखे रह गए है, ज़रा नीचे फेंक देना!”
:
पत्नी – “पहले मोबाइल फेंकूँ या रूमाल ?”
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संता – “मोबाइल ही फेंक दो …”
:
पत्नी ने मोबाइल फेंका पर संता उसे कैच नहीं कर
पाया और वह सड़क पर गिरकर टूट गया.
:
संता जोर से चिल्लाया – “रुक जाओ ! रूमाल मत फेंक
देना …
मैं ऊपर ही आ रहा हूँ लेने.:-P :-P ;-)

king897666  (9 years ago)
#Aankhe_khoolu to #Chehra_tumhara ho........../@@@@
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Band #karu_to_khwab tumhara ho........../@@@@
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#Mai_mar_bhi jaau to bhi #koi_gum_nahi rahega........../@@@@
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Agar #kafan_ke badle #Aanchal_tumhara ho........../@@@@
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nir794  (9 years ago)


♥☆¸.••.¸☆♥

Sgnboard Education

Sgnboard outside Heaven:
"Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God...Oh God....
will not be considered as prayers"
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?? Signboard outside a Prayer Hall:
" Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended..
Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers."
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?? Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
" Married MEN are not allowed.
We serve the needy, not the greedy.."
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?? SignBoard outside GARAGE:
"If we can't repair your brakes we make your horns louder.."
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?? Signboard outside A Bar:
" Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget,
Please do Pay In Advance "
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?? Signboard outside Driving School:
" If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive,
Don't Stand In Her Way....."
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?? Signboard outside Library:
"Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra,
please hold the book with BOTH Hands.."
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Now pay my fees
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king897666  (9 years ago)
Mandir ki ghanti, Arti ki thali,
Nadi k kinare suraj ki lali,
Jindigi me aye khushiyo ki bahar,
Apko mubarak ho sankrant ka tyohar.

******"**Shree********
#HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANTI

TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY #

ada177  (9 years ago)
Thanks

king897666  (9 years ago)
Aapka rishta mere suron ka saaz hai,
Aap jaise apno par hamein naaz hai,
Chahe kuch bhi ho jaaye zindagi mein,
Ye rishta kal bhi waisa rahega jaisa aaj hai ...

king897666  (9 years ago)
Main Muslim hu Tu Hindu hai.
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Hai dono hi Insaan.....
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La Mai Teri Geeta padh lu.. .
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Tu padh le Quraan..
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Apne to dil mai hai bas ek hi Armaan.....>>>
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Ek hi thaali me khaaye Saraa Hindustan.....:-) :-) :-)

nir794  (9 years ago)


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