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ChOtIkAKi867 Guestbook xnirx (12 years ago)╰♡╮  ☆ ☆╰♡╮ FUNNY MEANINS… CIGARETTEA pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! MARRIAGEIt’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s. CONFERENCEThe confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. CONFERENCE ROOMA place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end. SMILEA curve that can set a lot of things straight! YAWNThe only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths. EXPERIENCEThe name men give to their mistakes. DIPLOMATA person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. OPTIMISTA person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway: “SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!” BOSSSomeone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. POLITICIANOne who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward. DOCTORA person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills… GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH╰♡╮ ☆☆╰♡╮ | |
