dono milke party mana raheho kia

oy masakali .. kahan ho ... mai jeet gaya

hat vaise to maira fav somya hai par chick chick cute aur naughty tumhri trha hai na....

Life s a joke

eslie to hai coke

na na na ... mai nai hoon .... wo sab tu hi hai re ......
kya haal hai masakali

O maskali tu hai ...
Zara Phank jhatak Gai
Dhool Atak aur Lachak Machak Ke Duur Bhatak

lai had hai maine kaunsa jhuth bola
or tumhara fav kyon maine to apna btaya tumhra thona btaya...

Haan ji ekdum sahi tha

haan tbhi to yeh naam tumhe diya hai ..
kyonki tum bhi fav ho ....

kabutar ja ja ja .. tannu ko ye mesg de aa aa aa

Ohh achha to hmara naam bataiye chaliye

Sorry tan ji net nai chal raha tha n hmne aapko apna naam to bataya tha fir bhul gayi

Sorry tan ji net nai chal raha tha n hmne aapko apna naam to bataya tha fir bhul gayi

Sorry tan ji net nai chal raha tha n hmne aapko apna naam to bataya tha fir bhul gayi

A jealous woman does better research than FBI.

A determined guy can hide secrets than CIA.

pahlewali ji



tum

nahi to

suna raha huuu

kuch to hua

kaise hua

jhuta nahi mai

haan aur tune


A guy in plane
stood up & shouted
“HIJACK!”
All passengers got scared & raised
Hands
.
.
From other end Of the plane a guy
shouted back
.
.
.
“Hi JOHN”

thanx god