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Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting.
They saw a Jin.
Jin said: As i fulfill 3 wishes at a time
But u r 3 persons so i will fulfill 1 wish for each.

Clerk said: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. (wish fulfilled)
Officer said: Send me to Paris with a lot of beautiful girls. officer disappears. (wish fulfilled)
Jin said to Boss: what is ur wish?
He said: "I want these two idiots back at office after lunch."
Moral: Always Let the BOSS SPEAK 1st

oh god suicide karne ki
ehi rasta chuna tumne

mar jaoge tan
plzz na na na

bbye.

miss u

see you

tc.

bbye.

miss u

see you

tc.

bbye.

miss u

see you

tc.

ha tan
bahut kharab lagte hai jab
achanak net bandh hote hai

tum masti karte rahoo

kal milte hai

ye net ki nataunki aur nahi bardast hote hai

kal eska haal nikalunga fir eha aunga

tab tak...
allah fafij.

ohh tan ,, mera bheja pak gaya hai ..

ab mai jaa raha ..

gd nyt

apna khyaal rakhna

Allah hafizzz

ba bye

kal yaani tmrw ... btwn itna chilla kiu rahi hai tu
aise

maine kahatha
thanx= hara vara kheti

Apna mob chk kar tannu ... maine bola kal batunga tuhjhe ...

thanx= hara

yee vi gali nahi tha par almost

A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none.

oyy chori ,, mesg me bataya tha na mob pe ...

mai tujhe kal phn pe batata hoon ....

already bolo tha na ...... bhulakkad

ye vi puchnewali baat hai

thanx

gali q dete ho

accha hu ab

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maine bhi kar liya ........

ab jana canceL

koi nahi tha kia karu eha rehkar

i have long frnlist but i comfort wit vry few

dinner kiya ?