thanxu

Good morning bro . have worndrful day

im sakina frm.haridwar

g.m. Nd

DAKU GoOdMorNiNg

Thanks yar. new hu is site pe to frndz se intro b zruri tha nice to meet you

Me2 khan ishan name he. and thanks for accepting .....

Hello bro . name kya he ?

shine kar rahe hm mre Teeth luk at 'em

bby daaku fir milte hai

hasssna vi nahi aata apko

pata vhi tha to hassso maine avi bataya hai

Ek Daaku (Lady Se): Ye Saare Zevar Mujhe De De..??

Lady: Le, Ye Le

Payal Le,

Jhumke Le,

Chudi Le,

Chain Le,

Long Le,

Sab Le Le.

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Aurat ban ja Saaale Kutte.. :/

Daaku:- sorry yaar

tu to Emotional ho Gayi...

do din se the.avi thek hu. ap kaise hai?

Girl :ap mujhe lift dein gay to main apko apna cell no: don gi

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Boy : Jahan chaho wahan chhor don ga,

Numbr vmbr rehne do,

Bas 100 ka petrol dalwa dena baji

Uffff "Mehangai ne larkon ko bhi shareef bana diya hai "

Ek Ladki,

ek din Art Gallery dekhne Jati Hai

Aur

Ek Tasveer Dekhkar,

Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai:

Ladki : iss Bhayanak Tasveer Ko Aap Modern Art Kehte Ho !?

Maalik : Meri Maa

Tu Dimag Mat Laga,

Ghar Jaa,

Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai.

Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Botle Leke Bethi Thi, Kabhi 15 Min Me Muh Ko Lagati To Kabhi 20 Min Me, Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa Gaya, Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini Aur Puri 1 Ghut Me Pikar Bola :-- Aise Peete Hai, . . Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To Pan Thook Rahi Thi.

Nahi main Colge bi jati hon
r sona bi ak bara kam hy

fEvEr HaI MuJhE