K.G boy-tu mujse shadi klegi? Gal-nhi B-kalle na G-nhi me ni klungi B-plz kalle teko eclaire duga G-islye to ni klni,qki kichi ol se dairymilk me bat ho chuki he.
Grl-: Sir sb stdnt mujhe buaji khte h. Sir-: jo ise buaji khte h khde ho jao. (ek boy ko chhodkr sb khde ho gye) Sir-: tum khde q nhi hue? Boy-:Sr mai in sbka fufa hu.
Husband calls frm Delhi 2 his wife in Chandigarh. Srvnt pickd d fone. Hsbnd: Memsab se bat karao! Servnt: Wo to Sahab k sath kamre me so rahi hai. Hsbnd: Par Sahab to mai hu. Servnt: Ab me kya karu? Hsbnd: Maar de dono ko me hold karta hun. After kilng.. servnt: Lasho ka kya karu? Husband: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein phenk k bhaag ja. Servnt: Par hamare ghar mein to swimming pool hi nahi hai..... Husbnd: Oh sorry, wrong number...!