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SMILE
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling
good morning hve a awsome day
keep smilling
god bless u
yours loving JIMY
The teacher asked, "Boy what is
your problem?"
he answered, "I'm too smart for
the first-grade. My sister is in the
third-grade and I'm smarter than
she is! I think I should be in the third-
grade too!"
Teacher had enough. She took
Boy to the principal's office.
While Boy waited in the outer
office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation
was. The principal told the teacher
he would give the boy a test and
if he failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to
the first-grade and behave. She agreed.
Boy was brought in and the
conditions were explained
to him and he agreed to take the
test.
Principal: What is 3 x 3? Boy : 9, maam!
Principal: What is 6 x 6?
Boy : 36, maam!
And so it went with every
question the principal
thought a third-grade should know.
The principal looks at teacher and
tells her,
"I think Boy can go to the third-
grade. "
Teacher says to the principal, "I have some of my
own questions. Can I ask him ?"
The principal and Boy both
agreed.
Teacher asks: What does a cow
have four of that I have only two of?
Boy : Legs, maam!
Teacher : What is in your pants
that you have but I
do not have?
Boy : Pockets! Teacher: What starts with a C and
ends with a T, is
hairy, oval, delicious and contains
thin whitish liquid?
Boy : Coconut!
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out
soft And sticky?
(The principal's eyes open really
wide and before he
could stop the answer, Boy . was
taking charge ) Boy : Bubblegum, maam!
Teacher: What does a man do
standing up, a woman
does sitting down and a dog does
on three legs?
(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer )
Boy : Shake hands!
Teacher: Now I will ask some
"Who am I" sort of
questions, okay? Boy : Yep!
Teacher: You stick your poles
inside me. You tie me
down to get me up. I get wet
before you do.
Boy : Tent Teacher: A finger goes in me. You
fiddle with me
when you're bored. The
best man always has me first.
Boy : Wedding Ring, maam!
T
your problem?"
he answered, "I'm too smart for
the first-grade. My sister is in the
third-grade and I'm smarter than
she is! I think I should be in the third-
grade too!"
Teacher had enough. She took
Boy to the principal's office.
While Boy waited in the outer
office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation
was. The principal told the teacher
he would give the boy a test and
if he failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to
the first-grade and behave. She agreed.
Boy was brought in and the
conditions were explained
to him and he agreed to take the
test.
Principal: What is 3 x 3? Boy : 9, maam!
Principal: What is 6 x 6?
Boy : 36, maam!
And so it went with every
question the principal
thought a third-grade should know.
The principal looks at teacher and
tells her,
"I think Boy can go to the third-
grade. "
Teacher says to the principal, "I have some of my
own questions. Can I ask him ?"
The principal and Boy both
agreed.
Teacher asks: What does a cow
have four of that I have only two of?
Boy : Legs, maam!
Teacher : What is in your pants
that you have but I
do not have?
Boy : Pockets! Teacher: What starts with a C and
ends with a T, is
hairy, oval, delicious and contains
thin whitish liquid?
Boy : Coconut!
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out
soft And sticky?
(The principal's eyes open really
wide and before he
could stop the answer, Boy . was
taking charge ) Boy : Bubblegum, maam!
Teacher: What does a man do
standing up, a woman
does sitting down and a dog does
on three legs?
(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer )
Boy : Shake hands!
Teacher: Now I will ask some
"Who am I" sort of
questions, okay? Boy : Yep!
Teacher: You stick your poles
inside me. You tie me
down to get me up. I get wet
before you do.
Boy : Tent Teacher: A finger goes in me. You
fiddle with me
when you're bored. The
best man always has me first.
Boy : Wedding Ring, maam!
T
good morning hve a awsome day
keep smilling
god bless u
yours loving JIMY
good morning hw r u my frnd ?
Hw is u life going ?
Hve a nice day
keep smilling
yours loving JIMY
Hi genius Solve this
Answer this if u can.....
Sherlock Holmes was walkingdown the
streets in the morning when he found
many people gathered. Theywere
circling a women‘s dead body.He examined the body n found a purse in
which was her license.Her name was
Anne n he called up her residence
number. Her husband picked up the
phone and Sherlock said,''Your wife is
dead''. ''No way'' ,Said the husband.
''Please come and confirm'',Said
Sherlock.
Husband said, ''Ok'' and hung up.
After 10 minutes husband came and he
saw the body and started crying. Sherlocklooked at the police officer and
Said *'ARREST THE HUSBAND! ... HE IS
THE MURDERER!'*
WHY?????
If u r genius den answer it
Answer this if u can.....
Sherlock Holmes was walkingdown the
streets in the morning when he found
many people gathered. Theywere
circling a women‘s dead body.He examined the body n found a purse in
which was her license.Her name was
Anne n he called up her residence
number. Her husband picked up the
phone and Sherlock said,''Your wife is
dead''. ''No way'' ,Said the husband.
''Please come and confirm'',Said
Sherlock.
Husband said, ''Ok'' and hung up.
After 10 minutes husband came and he
saw the body and started crying. Sherlocklooked at the police officer and
Said *'ARREST THE HUSBAND! ... HE IS
THE MURDERER!'*
WHY?????
If u r genius den answer it
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.
2) Ye Mera Beta FACEBOOK SINGH, Ghar Ki Har Baat Poore Muhalle Tak Pahuchata Hai.
.
3) Aur Ye Meri Beti TWITTER KAUR, Pura Muhalla Raat Din Ise Follow Karta Hai.
.
4) Aur Main Hu santa urf ORKUT SINGH, Ab Mujhe Koi Puchta Hi
Nahi..
1.) Ye Meri Biwi GOOGLE KAUR, Ek Sawal Pucho To 10 Jawab Deti Hai.
.
2) Ye Mera Beta FACEBOOK SINGH, Ghar Ki Har Baat Poore Muhalle Tak Pahuchata Hai.
.
3) Aur Ye Meri Beti TWITTER KAUR, Pura Muhalla Raat Din Ise Follow Karta Hai.
.
4) Aur Main Hu santa urf ORKUT SINGH, Ab Mujhe Koi Puchta Hi
Nahi..
Lovely story - Must read A Girl 'n a Boy crossing a bridge...
The boy was kind of scared,
So he asked Her :........ Baby hold my
hand so that You don't fall into the
river. Girl said : No, You hold my hand.
What's the difference....?The boy asked. Girl said : There's A Big Difference,
Like this... "If I hold Your Hand 'n
Something Happens toMe...
Chances are that I may Let Your hand
Go....... But If You hold My Hand I Know for Sure that No Matter What
happens
You Will never Let my Hand Go. . . . .♥
The boy was kind of scared,
So he asked Her :........ Baby hold my
hand so that You don't fall into the
river. Girl said : No, You hold my hand.
What's the difference....?The boy asked. Girl said : There's A Big Difference,
Like this... "If I hold Your Hand 'n
Something Happens toMe...
Chances are that I may Let Your hand
Go....... But If You hold My Hand I Know for Sure that No Matter What
happens
You Will never Let my Hand Go. . . . .♥
After 2 years of break up....!
I found a msg in my inbox...
.
Dat msg was my her...
She wrote....
. Hw s u dear .
Are u fyn....
.
.
My first expression after
reading dat.....was shocking.....
.
.
The girl.....whom i never
want 2 remember.....Has
messaged me......! .
Whole past get splashed
inside my mind,
The time....We had spent
2gether.....
. That time....
Whn we dreamt of our
beautiful future. . :'( :'(
.
The time......whn she said
me, Kuku......we ll prove dis
world.....that true love really
exists.......:' (
.
I just started crying.....by
remembering that.....:'( and suddenly i go pass by
her profile......,
.
There i saw......
Her status.....
It was written that. ''In a relationship"
with....Name of dat guy.....:'(
.
And saw her whole profile.....
It was seem like....she loved
that guy vry much.... .
.
But i wanted to tell her.......
That how much i love her......:'(
but, now the time had
changed....:'( .
.
My hand went to keyboard. .:'(
fingers on the keys.....
.
. I wrote.....
.
Shona, nyc 2 see u happy
with him.....!
.
. With smiling smiley......
.
And give her blessings...For
her relation...she too
wanted 2 say smthing.....!
. .
But i knw.........I shud
escape frm her lyf......
As i dnt want.....tht our
past splashes her new relation,
. I simply said......
Wow, nyc 2 see ur
msg....m f9 and vry happy
with my new gf......
Although i knw,
i shud nt spoke tht lie..... .
Bt 2day also her
happiness...... Is my first
preference :'(
.
Yes shona., my heart still beats 4 u shona :'(
I found a msg in my inbox...
.
Dat msg was my her...
She wrote....
. Hw s u dear .
Are u fyn....
.
.
My first expression after
reading dat.....was shocking.....
.
.
The girl.....whom i never
want 2 remember.....Has
messaged me......! .
Whole past get splashed
inside my mind,
The time....We had spent
2gether.....
. That time....
Whn we dreamt of our
beautiful future. . :'( :'(
.
The time......whn she said
me, Kuku......we ll prove dis
world.....that true love really
exists.......:' (
.
I just started crying.....by
remembering that.....:'( and suddenly i go pass by
her profile......,
.
There i saw......
Her status.....
It was written that. ''In a relationship"
with....Name of dat guy.....:'(
.
And saw her whole profile.....
It was seem like....she loved
that guy vry much.... .
.
But i wanted to tell her.......
That how much i love her......:'(
but, now the time had
changed....:'( .
.
My hand went to keyboard. .:'(
fingers on the keys.....
.
. I wrote.....
.
Shona, nyc 2 see u happy
with him.....!
.
. With smiling smiley......
.
And give her blessings...For
her relation...she too
wanted 2 say smthing.....!
. .
But i knw.........I shud
escape frm her lyf......
As i dnt want.....tht our
past splashes her new relation,
. I simply said......
Wow, nyc 2 see ur
msg....m f9 and vry happy
with my new gf......
Although i knw,
i shud nt spoke tht lie..... .
Bt 2day also her
happiness...... Is my first
preference :'(
.
Yes shona., my heart still beats 4 u shona :'(
Touching Story :'(
After 2 years of break up....!
I found a msg in my inbox...
.
Dat msg was my her...
She wrote.... .
Hw s u dear .
Are u fyn....
.
.
My first expression after reading dat.....was
shocking.....
.
.
The girl.....whom i never
want 2 remember.....Ha s messaged me......!
.
Whole past get splashed
inside my mind,
The time....We had spent
2gether..... .
That time....
Whn we dreamt of our
beautiful future. . :'( :'(
.
The time......whn she said me,
Babu......we ll prove dis
world.....that true love really
exists.......:' (
.
I just started crying.....by remembering that.....:'(
and suddenly i go pass by
her profile......,
.
There i saw......
Her status..... It was written that.
''In a relationship"
with....Name of dat guy.....:'(
.
And saw her whole profile.....
It was seem like....she loved that guy vry much....
.
.
But i wanted to tell her.......
That how much i love her......:'(
but, now the time had changed....:'( .
.
My hand went to keyboard. .:'(
fingers on the keys.....
.
. I wrote.....
.
Shona, nyc 2 see u happy
with him.....!
.
. With smiling smiley......
.
And give her blessings...For
her relation...she too
wanted 2 say smthing.....!
. .
But i knw.........I shud
escape frm her lyf......
As i dnt want.....tht our
past splashes her new relation,
. I simply said......
Wow, nyc 2 see ur
msg....m f9 and vry happy
with my new gf......
Although i knw,
i shud nt spoke tht lie..... .
Bt 2day also her
happiness...... Is my first
preference :'(
.
Yes shona., my heart still beats 4 u shona :'(
After 2 years of break up....!
I found a msg in my inbox...
.
Dat msg was my her...
She wrote.... .
Hw s u dear .
Are u fyn....
.
.
My first expression after reading dat.....was
shocking.....
.
.
The girl.....whom i never
want 2 remember.....Ha s messaged me......!
.
Whole past get splashed
inside my mind,
The time....We had spent
2gether..... .
That time....
Whn we dreamt of our
beautiful future. . :'( :'(
.
The time......whn she said me,
Babu......we ll prove dis
world.....that true love really
exists.......:' (
.
I just started crying.....by remembering that.....:'(
and suddenly i go pass by
her profile......,
.
There i saw......
Her status..... It was written that.
''In a relationship"
with....Name of dat guy.....:'(
.
And saw her whole profile.....
It was seem like....she loved that guy vry much....
.
.
But i wanted to tell her.......
That how much i love her......:'(
but, now the time had changed....:'( .
.
My hand went to keyboard. .:'(
fingers on the keys.....
.
. I wrote.....
.
Shona, nyc 2 see u happy
with him.....!
.
. With smiling smiley......
.
And give her blessings...For
her relation...she too
wanted 2 say smthing.....!
. .
But i knw.........I shud
escape frm her lyf......
As i dnt want.....tht our
past splashes her new relation,
. I simply said......
Wow, nyc 2 see ur
msg....m f9 and vry happy
with my new gf......
Although i knw,
i shud nt spoke tht lie..... .
Bt 2day also her
happiness...... Is my first
preference :'(
.
Yes shona., my heart still beats 4 u shona :'(
good
morning my buddy 
Heloooooooo
hw r u my sweet sis
this days not cme online or any mess
nice 2 see u after long time in online
god bless u my sweet sis
hw r u my sweet sis
this days not cme online or any mess
nice 2 see u after long time in online
god bless u my sweet sis
