'Now' ...exit...

mene fb ki pucha he

ha ji ithe b ho gya bhojan

oye tm arnav rathod ho kya fb pe?

thodi punjabi yr

jese hi shy,bye shye,chai shaye etc

achi bat he

khana shana hua

or kya hal shal he ji

kya ji

javed?

God:"What do you want ??
Boy:"A very beautiful girl..
God:"If you are muslim, I'll give you"Katrina".
If you are hindu, I'll give you "Kareena"
If you are sikh, I'll give you "Anushka" and
if you are christian, I'll give you "Genelia"
.
.
What's your name ??
Boy:" Abdul Vijay Singh Fernandes..
God to his angel: "Mayawati" de saale ko, jyada smart ban raha hai...

Muje vi sath le jana mai aap ki help karugi



eik baat kahu vo pata nahi esha q hai


ushke paas dimag mai sirf gussa hai

Esha nahi kehte vo pareshan he bas aa jayega


varna vi u na jata

Aap nai thik kiya


aap ushe samjavo ki ye baar baar sad hona achi baat nahi he

aru vi sad hai


pata nahi sub ko kya huva hai

Vo kisi baat she sad hai ya kisike baato she hurt huva he



yahi vajh he ushka jane ka



jab thik hoge to vaps aa jayege

Muze nahi pata


aap ke paas to ushka no he na to coll karke puchiye na problum kya hai

Har Zakham Kisi Thokar Ki Mehrbani Hai,
Meri Zindgi 1 Kissa Or 1 Kahani Hai,
Mita Dete Unke Dard Ko Sine Se,
Par Ye Kambakht Dard Hi To Unki Akhri Nisani Hai.

Oo yaara
Yaara
Oo yaara
Ishq ro raha hai palkon pe
Hai rooh bheegi har jagah se
Tu bedardi jaane na

Dil kaanch sa, dil kaanch sa todheya - -

Dil toote toh jaane na jodheya
Mera dard na tu pehchaane
Bin chot lagey ah jaane
Mera dard na tu pehchaane
Bin chot lagey ah jaane
Ki paaya mol mere ishq da
Dil kaanch sa, dil kaanch sa todheya -

Ho ik tujhpe tha bharosa
Tu zubaan se phir gaya
Mujhpe toh aasmaan sa
Koi jaise gir gaya
Tere kadmon mein tha rakha
Maine yeh jahaan
Thukraya tune mujhko
Jaaun main kahan
Meri samajh na kujh bhi aave
Meri jaan chali na jaave
Meri samajh na kujh bhi aave
Meri jaan chali na jaave
Ik tere baad jeena hai sazaa
Dil kaanch sa, dil kaanch sa todheya - -


Raahon mein chalte chalte
Badla kyun raasta
Ik pal mein de gaya tu
Sadiyon ka faasla
Sapno ka mere manzar
Daraaron se bhara
Kuch hai jo mere haathon ki-

Lakeeron se gira
Rab wohi yaar milaave
Jo chadh ke kadey na jaave
Rab wohi yaar milaave
Jo chadh ke kadey na jaave
Sajna da aye vichodha hai bura
Dil kaanch sa, dil kaanch sa todheya - -

Dil toote toh jaane na jodheya
Oo yaara...

wish uh namkin ewinin

sry janemann me busy tha

Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum…

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